I captured and cropped these in hours and hours of work. If you take them for your website, please give me due credit, and don't link directly.
Dumbledore: Bertie Botts' Every Flavor Beans... I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one. Since then, I'm afraid, I've lost my liking for them. Hagrid: Harry, you go with Malfoy.
Draco: Okay, then I get Fang!
Dudley: Fine. Just so as you know: he's a bloody coward.
Hermione: According to Professor McGonagall we're to be given special quills bewitched with an anti-cheating spell.
Ron: That's insulting! It's as if they don't trust us!
Filch: A pity they let the old punishments die. There was a time detention was having you hanging by your thumbs in the dungeons. God, I miss the screaming.
Hagrid: Sorry, don't wish to be rude, but I'm in no fit state to entertain today. Harry: I can't be a... a wizard. I mean, I'm just... Harry. Just Harry. Flitwick: Don't forget the nice wrist movement we've been practising, hm? The swish and flick. Quirrel: Next to him, who would suspect p-p-poor st-t-tuttering Professor Quirrel?
Filch: Nighty-night. Hagrid: Essential bit of equipment, Harry. Draco: Malfoy. Draco Malfoy.
Ron: *snorts*
*the Golden Snitch wizzing about*
Draco: The forest? I thought that was a joke! We can't go in there, students aren't allowed! And there are... werewolves! Hermione: If you two don't mind, I'm going to bed, before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed. Or worse, expelled. Harry: I think if he'd had the chance he might have tried to kill me tonight.
Ron: And to think! I've been worried about my Potions final!
Hagrid: Little tyke felled asleep just as we were flying over Bristol.
Kid 1: Wow, look at it! The new Nimbus 2000!
Kid 2: It's the fastest model yet!
Hermione: ...the elixir of life, which will make the drinker immortal.
Ron: Immortal?
Hermione: It means you'll never die.
Ron: I know what it means!
Madam Hooch: I see a single broom in the air, the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts before they can say "Quidditch". Harry: Give it here, Malfoy, or I'll knock you off your broom!
Draco: Is that so? Have it your way then.
more
fly home

This site is for fan enjoyment only and is not intended to infringe upon copyrights held by JK Rowling, the various actors or AOL Time Warner. I don't make any profit whatsoever with it.
Created and maintained by Mayhem