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This one was requested by Jessica Filch: Oh for gods sake, pull yourself together man. You're going into the forest after all! Got to have your wits about you... And this one is for Jackie Ron: She needs to sort out her priorities.
Draco: Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts. Hagrid: Dry up, Dursley, you great prune! Hermione: Has anyone seen a toad? Dean: Hey look! Neville's got a Remembrall!

Fred: Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad. Can't make any promises, of course. Rough game, Quidditch.
Fred: Brutal! But no one's died in years. Someone will vanish occasionally...
George: But they'll turn up in a month or two.
Hermione: I've read about those. When the smoke turns red, it means you've forgotten something.
Neville: The only problem is, I can't remember what I've forgotten.
Hagrid: Blimey, Harry, didn't you ever wonder where your mum and dad learned it all?
Harry: Learned what?
Hagrid: You're a wizard, Harry.
Dudley: How many are there?
Uncle Vernon: 36. Counted them myself.
Dudley: 36? But last year, last year I had 37!
Uncle Vernon: Yes, well, but some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year...
Dudley: I don't care how big they are!
Harry: If I didn't know better, Draco, I'd say you're scared.
Draco: Scared, Potter?

Did you hear that?
Dumbledore: The third floor corridor on the right hand side is out of bounds to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death. Ron: It's leviosa, not leviosa. She's a nightmare, honestly. No wonder she hasn't got any friends.
Harry: I think she heard you.
Snape: I can teach you how bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory and even put a stopper in death.
Hermione: Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it? *sound of Harry demolishing the shop*
Ollivander: Apparently not.
Aunt Petunia: We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful? Hagrid: I shouldn't have said that, I should not have said that. I shouldn't have said that.
McGonagall: I've watched them all day, they're the worst sort of Muggles imaginable! Ron: I think we had a bad influence on her. Draco: Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze, he'd have remembered to fall on his fat arse. Uncle Vernon: He'll not be going!
Hagrid: And I suppose a great muggle like yourself's going to stop him, are you?
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